Oh, man ... I can picture myself just lowering my big butt onto one of those seats as it slips right up under me and coasting all the way down.
Umm, Glenn, it's a fucking escalator (like at the mall, you know?).Of course if you're drunk, well then that's a different story...;-)
You don't sit on escalators over there? I didn't know there was another way.
Ha! Maybe I could claim it was a "cultural difference" (as pukingly landed on my ass)...