Thursday, March 24, 2011

Make Believe

It's all about performance. And this is a good one...



I need a remedy
For what is ailin' me...


Aphorisms of the Kyklopes #3

You know how weird it feels when a mouthful of beer somehow finds its way back up through your nose, and you weren't even laughing or anything?

Well, maybe you don't...

But it's kinda like life, amirite?

Me and My Shadow

Monday, March 21, 2011

Let Them Knock

If you don't already dig Sharon Jones, what the hell is wrong with you?


Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Shadow of a Doubt

Two Haniwa

The Market (Or: And You Thought God Was a Prick)

A clear, concise expression of everything that's fucked up in modern economic theory:
After the 8.9-magnitude earthquake in Japan failed to induce a market nosedive, CNBC’s Larry Kudlow expressed his relief in terms that seemed to appall even his fellow cheerleaders for capitalism: “The human toll here,” he declared, “looks to be much worse than the economic toll and we can be grateful for that.”
Yeah, whatever...


Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Another Puddle

Remember Pearl Harbor?

Yeah, I do. It was a pretty shitty movie.

But seriously... No, fucking seriously...

No, (really) seriously, on a more serious note: I haven't seen any Japanese crying on Oprah yet.

Doubleplusgoodserious: I don't imagine (Japanese) family members of quake/tsunami victims will be turning recent events into an opportunity for financial gain/fame/general cry-like -a-fucking-baby-you-poor-little-victim assholedom.

On a related but still ever-so-seriously serious note that serious people will take seriously:
Maximus Serious Assholius: A poem!!