Holy smokes! No bass player joke! I think everyone has to take a little shot, or we`ll be outa whack.
The bass player and the singer are just trying to kill each other - punching, kicking, and their language is not so good -
The drummer comes in and says "Hey guys, surely we can solve whatever is wrong in a rational manner - like the reasonable adults we are. Now then, what`s the problem here?"
The bass player says, "This jerk detuned my bass." The drummer says, "well, shoot, that`s no big deal. Just tune it back up, and off we go." The bass player says "Yeah, but this creep won`t tell me which frickin` string it was."
Where's the soundtrack?
ReplyDeleteArtsparker,
ReplyDeleteIt may take a while (we all have jobs and stuff!), but we're working on it.
Looks like fun.
ReplyDeletePS, Old muso joke.
Q : How can you tell when the stage is level?
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A : When your drummer is dribbling out of both sides of his mouth at the same time.
Did someone start in with drummer jokes? Hoooweee! Open the flood gates. Nah, it`s too easy - like shooting fish in a barrel.
ReplyDeleteHere`s a guitar player joke:
How do you make a guitar player turn down?
Put a chart in front of him. Ba dum bah! Thanks, folks, I`m here all week. Tip your waiter.
Colin
Holy smokes! No bass player joke! I think everyone has to take a little shot, or we`ll be outa whack.
ReplyDeleteThe bass player and the singer are just trying to kill each other - punching, kicking, and their language is not so good -
The drummer comes in and says "Hey guys, surely we can solve whatever is wrong in a rational manner - like the reasonable adults we are. Now then, what`s the problem here?"
The bass player says, "This jerk detuned my bass."
The drummer says, "well, shoot, that`s no big deal. Just tune it back up, and off we go."
The bass player says "Yeah, but this creep won`t tell me which frickin` string it was."
Whoooo Hoooo hoo. Ahem.
All right, keep your shirt on, I`m leaving.
Colin
Merkin and Colin,
ReplyDeleteGet the hell out of here! ;-)