I Used to Have a Girlfriend...

I used to have a girlfriend...

Heh. [Sorry dear!] Thought I'd savor that for a minute...

Back in my uni days, I used to have a girlfriend who drank and partied as much as I did. We had some pretty good times, but every once in a while we'd get into some massive arguments. These weren't petty arguments about "why were you looking at him/her," or anything. These were world-shaking philosophical arguments--you know, Beatles versus Stones kinda stuff.

In case you're reading this D______, I was right, you were wrong. Hell, from the look of things, you haven't even learned how to use a computer yet.

And so ends the lowest, pettiest post I've ever written...