As an ex-pat Canadian with a blog, I'm bound by the laws of Canada to post the below video at least twice a year. In fact, my failure to do so in the past has resulted in angry letters from the Dept. of Assimilation and Domination threatening me with excommunication. I have a family to consider, so it is my sincere hope that readers of this blog can forgive both my capitulation to these demands and my apparent reliance on recycling old material.
[Reading from card] This video from the greatest band in world history is a brilliant interpretation of Canadian Juche. Canadians have been "locked in the trunk" of imperialism for long enough.
Let us out!
[Still reading from card] I am Canadian. And I am Tragically Hip!