Thursday, July 30, 2009

PSA: "Come Play, My Lord"

If you happen to be cruising around the web and you come across something that looks like this:

Evony (and Ibory?)

Don't bother clicking, unless you're really into geeky, time-consuming, never-ending/open-ended role-playing games. I actually spent about ten minutes there (username: Rocknar--"Ragnar," my first (and obvious) choice, was already taken) looking in vain for the comely lass pictured above.

"Bored at office/class room/ home?" Come, my lord, and be bored online as well!

Talk about false advertising. Fortunately you, faithful readers, have me to do the dirty work for you.

13 comments:

  1. haha! totally here's the psychology I love about the advertising of this game... well, geeky guys supposedly can't get any girls so let's just show them a whole lot of pictures of half naked women, so they will be interested in playing what gets them to not think about the half-naked women they don't get in real life. talk about prejudice... I knew something was rotten in denmark with this game with it's bizzare over saturation of ads. makes me want to virally destroy the game! but i guess it's best to ignore it.

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  2. I agree, it is kind of annoying though every site I go on this "come play my lord" comes up. I don't even want to know what it is and it's just another site for sad geeks like you said

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  3. (For the record i'm not a "Geek") But I actually think that some of the "Real Women" in the Evony ads are kind of HOT!

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  4. Anon.#3,

    There's no shame in that!

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  5. I like some of the women in the ads too o_0 cool I was the only one I knew that liked some of their ads

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  6. wats up with all these pics of sexy half naked women i jus dont get it!?

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  7. It's a good game. Very involving.

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  8. this ad is so annoying and i dnt want to half naked woman on my freaking screen

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  9. Lasted one I saw involved nipples censored by glowing, colour-changing beams of light. I shit you not.

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  10. WickedWolf,
    Hah! Priceless!

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  11. what r u going on about, ok they r geeks but the girls are very fit and wanking material

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  12. Honest and to the point. "Very fit" is very funny! Best comment yet!

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