Don't bother clicking, unless you're really into geeky, time-consuming, never-ending/open-ended role-playing games. I actually spent about ten minutes there (username: Rocknar--"Ragnar," my first (and obvious) choice, was already taken) looking in vain for the comely lass pictured above.
"Bored at office/class room/ home?" Come, my lord, and be bored online as well!
Talk about false advertising. Fortunately you, faithful readers, have me to do the dirty work for you.