I imagine a world where all TV commercials are as engaging and entertaining as this one:
A potent reminder of the wonder known as America. I say that without a trace of irony or sarcasm. I'm dead serious. Where the fuck else you gonna get some good ass BBQ and a foot massage? I ask you, where?
Readers are encouraged to visit the Jones' Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage website. You won't be disappointed.
Also of interest: Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage. Have fun!
[VIA: Cynical-C]
Beautiful. I called my brother-in-law, who is English, in the room once to watch a commercial for the diamond center, which featured the owner (with eyes set remarkably close together and a cheesy mustache) being carried in a horizontal position by female employees doing a half-hearted rockettes routine while he sang something or other I don't now recall. Cause, I doubted they had anything comparable in England.
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