Jones' Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage

I imagine a world where all TV commercials are as engaging and entertaining as this one:



A potent reminder of the wonder known as America. I say that without a trace of irony or sarcasm. I'm dead serious. Where the fuck else you gonna get some good ass BBQ and a foot massage? I ask you, where?

Readers are encouraged to visit the Jones' Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage website. You won't be disappointed.

Also of interest: Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage. Have fun!

[VIA: Cynical-C]