1. Get your band name by generating a Random Article on Wikipedia. The title of the article is your band name.And so, here it is:
2.Check this page for Random Quotes to get the album title. Last few words of the last quote on the page.
3.Then get your album art from this page that produces random Flikr photos, copyright free under Creative Commons.
4.Use Photoshop or whatever editing software you have to make it look good. You know, like a real "album covah!"
5.Write a little blurb describing what kind of music you think it would be.
Heroin--Enjoy the Interval
- Style: Self-described as Lou Reed influenced emo by lead singer/guitar player Joey St. Augustine. Others might call it Dylan on downers after an all-night binge of listening to Sabbath.
- Influences: Lou Reed, Green Day, Gwar, The Partridge Family
- Lyric: The sky is blue/ The sea is calm/ I ate some fruit/ I killed my mom
- Quote: "Rock 'n' roll is like cool, ya know, and I really dig the bands that play that shit. But we really wanna roll 'n' rock, yeah? I mean, that's the kinda sound we're goin' for."
- What Lester Bangs would say if he were still alive: Philip Seymour Hoffman? Almost Famous? Fuck, I'm glad I'm dead.
That is a good one! Unbelievable, but it does happen. I really enjoyed your 'blurbs.'
ReplyDeleteThanks for playing!
This post totally goes to eleven!
ReplyDeleteJoey St. Augustine (as good-looking as the late Joey Ramone?) sounds a bit like =the drummer in Spinal Tap who says he could live without one of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll
A.D.,
ReplyDeleteActually the blurb is the funnest part. I'm thinking of doing a regular "What Lester Bangs Would Say" feature...
Susan,
Spinal tap looms large over all things "rock"...