Monday, January 29, 2007

Songun Blog

I stand in humbled awe of Songun Blog, "Single-mindedly united as one under the Banner of Songun held aloft by the Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il, brilliant statesman, political genius, and invincible military commander".

I'd always (arrogantly, as I see now) considered myself to be a fairly eloquent guy. Until I read this:
Bush the war criminal warmongering mental retard stupid corporate redneck capitalist cowboy is evil to the point of sucking out the blood of veterans of his criminal wars of aggression, but the Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il the brilliant statesman political genius, prodigious humanist and invincible military commander is a very loyal leader who take the loving care of the veterans of the Revolutionary Anti-Japanese Liberation War and the Fatherland Liberation War.

I am but a worm, unfit to be squished under the Dear Leader's boot.

They've got some pretty snappy videos, too. (Anyone who teaches English to kids in Japan may even be surprised to recognize the melody of the song--"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!")

And who could read the Song of General Kim Jong Il and not be moved by it's poetic beauty? (Scroll down through the comments for some amusement...)
Mt. Paektu reaches across
To shape our beautiful land.
Cheers resound all over the land,
Hailing our dear General.
He's the leader of the people,
Carrying forward the Sun's cause.
Long live, long live, General Kim Jong Il.

Most impressive! Keep up the good work!
[Original link Via The Ill Man in the comments of Konichiwa Bitches.]

[Update!! Juche Girl rocks!! Juche Girl, where are you? Please update your blog!]


  1. If you like that, you'll love the company I'm involved in starting. I'll get you details once we're ready to start marketing.

  2. Hi,
    Thanks for the laugh! Wow, I rest my claims to eloquence after that paragraph you posted alone!


  3. Garrett: Hmm... a company marketing something with a connection to North Korea? Should you be talking about this on the web? ;-)

    Maliha: We can practice and hone our writing till the cows come home, but some just seem to have a natural gift for it!

  4. But does the site have a video of his awesome "I'm so ronery" song from Team America - World Police?

  5. I'm not sure if they have that video, Mr. Angry, but I posted it here a few months ago!

  6. Wow. I feel really bad when I see such things, and I'm considered a fluent writer among my Spanish-speaking co-workers.

    How long more would I have to study to reach those levels? (And I've been studying for 25 years)

    I'm ashamed.

  7. Good and funny stuff, long live the Dear Leader...

    absurd thought -
    God of the Universe says
    keep the BIG lie alive

    communism is the BEST
    thievery by the state

  8. uspace, thanks for dropping by and commenting. Hail our prodigal and benificent Generalissimo!