But seriously... No, fucking seriously...
No, (really) seriously, on a more serious note: I haven't seen any Japanese crying on Oprah yet.
Doubleplusgoodserious: I don't imagine (Japanese) family members of quake/tsunami victims will be turning recent events into an opportunity for financial gain/fame/general cry-like -a-fucking-baby-you-poor-little-victim assholedom.
On a related but still ever-so-seriously serious note that serious people will take seriously:
Maximus Serious Assholius: A poem!!
Yeah.
