You know all that lame, stupid shit that used to drive you crazy when you were younger?
Guess what. You're doomed. Doomed, I say, to teach it to your kids.
Tonight, out of the fucking blue, I taught my daughter the "Chicken Dance."
You've gotta believe me. I had no fucking idea that I even knew the chicken dance. I was, like, just playing around with my kid and, next thing I knew, I was teaching her the chicken dance. What have I done? What kind of future am I giving my daughter?
[If you didn't at least crack a smile at that second video, well, have a nice day in hell! Thank you, YouTube.]
I hope the woman dancing on the second vid was drunk because doing that sober would just be sad. Or ironic.
ReplyDeleteSornie,
ReplyDeleteIt's possible that I'm wrong, but what I really liked about that clip is that the young woman dancing clearly knows she's goofing around, the person taking the video knows it, and I see this and know it myself.
This makes it almost celebratory--they're just having fun, goofing around. I enjoyed that video the same way I enjoy watching my own daughter goofing around, with the kind of laughter that no "professional" could ever elicit from me.
You're a horrible, cruel man for passing that on. You'll be teaching her the Macarena next.
ReplyDeleteI usually hate videos of people acting like jackasses, but that second one had a certain innocent fun about it.
Rob,
ReplyDeleteThat's basically what I saw in the second clip.
The Macarena is a bit past my time. I feel no regrets about this, though!
What are they teaching those kids in College these days?
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