Being the jaded type of guy that I am, it's not often that I'm startled out of my boredom by something that I've happened to have read. This caught my attention, though:
Almost everybody in the fishing business has had sex with a manta at some point...
--Comedian and ex-fisherman Taro Makeburu
Something to think about next time you're watching National Geographic or old Jacques Cousteau programs...
[** No Sir, but I've been blown ashore many times!]
The legendary Captain Highliner
Where to begin? I'll skip the obvious (though it's hard) and only ask, "Christian frozen seafood?!"
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ReplyDeleteHeh, I'm not aware of any obvious Christian/Highliner connection, but it sounds interesting...
Actually, the outrageous sex-with-a-manta story reminded me of a silly TV ad campaign by Highliner when I was in school. It had a grizzled old salt ("Captain Highliner") who asks a young boy ("Billy") if he's "ever been to sea." The captain has a kind of sly look about him and a glint in his eye, and he speaks a bit like a pirate ("Arr, ever been to sea, Billy?"). It became the source for countless goofy, schoolboy-type jokes, one of which appears in the post. Highliner was "famous" for their fish sticks...