The apparatus pictured on the right is the "Dream Love Chair", and is being billed as the "new erotic sensation" (the preceding links should satisfy the visually curious).There's a story about the Dream Love Chair in this week's WaiWai section of the Mainichi Daily News, which informs us that the chairs are becoming a hot item in Japan's love hotels. According to the article, the Dream Love Chair was designed by a South Korean robotics professor who "enlisted the aid of over 100 couples" to develop the chair through "a process of trial and error." (Read on, and you'll get an idea of what might have been involved in this "process of trial and error".)
Switching on the machine prompts the man's chair to move backward and forward, while the woman's slowly rotates. The machine has a five-gear speed system, with the fastest promising five thrusts per second. There's also a pause button to allow time to consider what's taking place.
Hmm... sometimes I think these stories should have a "pause button" to allow time to consider what I've just read...
Women's seats on the Dream Love Chair have even more functions. They can rotate in either direction at a whopping 10 different speeds! And the seat also vibrates -- at two adjustable speeds!
I'm trying to imagine this... five thrusts per second while the woman is rotating in different directions at variable speeds... Hell probably has amusement parks like this...
What's more, the machine is up to date when it comes to politically correct relations between the sexes, with the controls for the man's chair placed on a panel built into the woman's seat, meaning that she controls the pace and actions to a level suitable to her.
... and she has the remote control? What kind of sick, twisted, masochistic idiot would subject himself to such horror?
But the main effect, [...] is that the machine basically does all the moving for the couple, taking the drudgery out of grinding the pelvis.
Taking the drudgery out of grinding the pelvis? The drudgery? You know, there's a reason why the birth rate in Japan is in decline...
Tags: Japan : sex : sex toys
It doesn't surprise me that that was designed by the South Koreans.
ReplyDeleteIf you saw their toilets you'd know what I mean; it took me half an hour to work out how to have a shite, and another half an hour to work out how to flush it.
Hmmm... I haven't been to S.Korea yet, but do you think their toilets are different from the ones used in Japan? Here, there seems to be 3 basic types: 1. the standard 'hole in the floor' with a flush; 2. 'western' type; and 3. what I call the 'captain's chair', complete with its own console and transporter functions (or so I imagine, because I'll be damned if I know what all those buttons are for...).
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, having sex *manually* is such a tedious chore, I really need a machine to do it for me...
ReplyDeleteEli, you'd be surprised at how often similar sentiments are expressed in Japan.
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