I swear, you can't make this shit up.

An actual screen grab. I don't think I need to comment on this one...

Yuck

As a brief follow-up to some comments I made a couple of weeks ago about inept users of Google, I give you:

I WASH MY MOTHER FUCK

Yeah, caps and all... Whatever, dude...

I'd rather cut my own legs off...

...than wear "mantyhose!"


I mean, come on, do these guys actually expect to get dates? (Er, with women?)

It's quite practical in some ways. It prevents chafing, for example, when horse riding or cycling, but it's also a good alternative to bulky underwear if you need some warmth.

"Chafing?" "Bulky underwear?" I don't chafe, and I don't mind the cold. You calling me a sissy? And besides, what kind of idiot woman wears pantyhose when she's horse riding or cycling?

Mantyhose, man-bras, men's mascara, skirts and dresses for men... Maybe someone should clue these marketing geniuses into the fact that any man who wants to wear a woman's clothing is going to go for the real thing. And, seriously, I don't have a problem with that.

The Apocalypse Is upon Us

Read the awful, shocking, horriific, you'd-never-imagine-it-in-a-million-years truth here.

Green Slime

As the sinus infection I mentioned last week is clearing up, and all manner of filth spews from my nose, I find myself oddly reminded of the pics you see below. Hope you're not eating lunch. Click to enlarge (if you insist).





Are you still here?