After finishing the previous post I decided to do a bit of "satanic" googling in an attempt to get to the bottom of this Satan character (and to beat a dead horse just a bit more). Let me tell you, people, I was shocked at what I found. Satan, it appears, is indeed alive and well and exerting a palpable influence in the world in which we live (er, as opposed to the one in which we don't live... anyway, onwards!). Below you will find actual news stories in which Satan figures prominently!!! Behold evil and its manifold, er... manifestations!
The stupid: Pope Benedict XVI says "all rock music is the work of Satan" and opposes the use of guitars in mass. [Thanks Glenn.]
The obvious: Britney Spears is "Satan Crazed". [Thanks Chez.]
The usual: A BBC poll has found that Israel is Satan's bastard child.
The shocking: Satan is real and global warming is the myth.
The contradictory: Satan is behind global warming.
Da bomb: Satan is an ICBM, and has been targeting the US for the past 20 years.
The chosen: Ann Coulter has been named as Satan's Great Whore for 2007.