Friday, October 08, 2010

Yeah Whatever

OK, so like, a year or two years ago, I'm not sure, Japan began fingerprinting and photographing all foreigners entering the country, pretty much just like the United States, if I understand the situation correctly. [Being a Canadian, I've always enjoyed a special relationship with Customs and Immigration in the U.S. No photographs and fingerprints for us. No way! It's the anal probe, or nothing. And that's just the way we like it!] Where was I...? Oh yeah, foreigners entering Japan and getting anally-probed, or something...

So anyway, it's a somewhat annoying process, and I have to admit that it's made even more annoying by the fact that foreign residents of Japan have to do this each and every time we re-enter the country. I'd have to admit further that the rationale behind this procedure--catching "terrorists," is such utter bullshit that it's no wonder some people feel a bit put out about the whole business. In fact, I think the Japanese government could have done itself a big favor by simply stating the real reason it wants to fingerprint and photograph all incoming foreigners (including visa holders and permanent residents): they want to catch illegal immigrants, visa over-stayers, illegal re-entry-ers, whatever. Personally, I don't mind having my credentials checked. And frankly, even with this new procedure, going through Customs and Immigration in Japan is a lot more pleasant an experience than even merely setting foot in any American airport. Now there's the fucking Gestapo.

Of course there's a certain ex-pat element in Japan (and probably other countries as well) that apparently has very little experience spending more than a few hours outside of their own family, friends, and neighborhood. You know, people who get all indignant when things in a foreign country are not exactly like whatever little shithole they were born in, and the people who live in a particular foreign country are not like the noble savages who served the white man so faithfully in all those old movies. The worst of these are assholes. The best of them, stupid. They both see anything, and I mean any fucking thing, that inconveniences them in the slightest as either a) a sign of the general "backwardness" of their surroundings, or b) a sure sign of the anti-foreign racism that runs rampant, rampant, I say, in this God-forsaken [oops, forgot about that one...] country...

They want to make "statements". Usually on other peoples' blogs. Not mine, thankfully. Just as an aside, however, I think if someone really wanted to make a political statement (as opposed to a stupid, irrational, mis-informed whine) about the fingerprinting and photographing of foreigners entering or re-entering Japan, he'd cut off his fucking fingers or something. I mean, come on, are you an activist or a whiner?

Anyway, perusing the web today I came across a couple of priceless comments regarding what I was talking about above. Names, etc. have been removed to protect the stupid.


--I Hate Japan So Much I Will Never Leave

A surprisingly common trope in these parts...


Heh. OK, fingerprinting foreigners is a) wrong, and b) dirty. I get the feeling this guy doesn't like leaving his house much. How the fuck he made it as far as Japan is a mystery. There's also a distinct possibility that he's here illegally (which is not something I really want to make light of, but if you're shooting off in the comment sections of blogs...).

--Fuck Japan, I'm going to Saudi Arabia

Sometimes you read shit that makes you open your mouth widely and look stupid:


"I have more freedoms [in Saudi Arabia] than I did in Japan." To each his own, I say, but sometimes you read something so breathtakingly stupid... This guy spent 11 years in Japan, and in 3 weeks decides he's "more free" in Saudi Arabia? So... I guess he can go to the church of his choice (or not), get a beer at the convenience store, talk to pretty girls on the street, complain about the political situation in Saudi Arabia, etc.? Probably not much.

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I'm getting tired (tonight) of writing about this. You know, there's nothing wrong with saying you don't know about something. Seriously, ask Socrates. I fucking hate it when people write or comment stupidly about the sort of shit that I know about. I don't claim to be an "expert" on Japan (I'm definitely not), but I can usually tell shit from shinola. There's a lot of shit goin' round right now...

Rizan Revolution

"To Eternal Girls..." [Click pic, and then it click again, for big size]


And this is what the outside of a "host bar" looks like...

Pecco

Friday, October 01, 2010

Tumbling Dice

In my admittedly less-than-humble opinion, the best Stones tune (and therefore the greatest tune ever--there's room for argument, of course, about which Stones tune is the greatest tune ever):



For me, this beats the shit out of any Beatles tune--and really, that's what The Beatles did: tunes. "Tumbling Dice" is a rock tune like nothing The Beatles ever did (or were capable of). The Stones were/are a band and, frankly, The Beatles were not.  Where are the great Beatles jams? There are none. None. Ringo was the best Beatle.

Charlie will forever be the best Stone.

I Used to Have a Girlfriend...

I used to have a girlfriend...

Heh. [Sorry dear!] Thought I'd savor that for a minute...

Back in my uni days, I used to have a girlfriend who drank and partied as much as I did. We had some pretty good times, but every once in a while we'd get into some massive arguments. These weren't petty arguments about "why were you looking at him/her," or anything. These were world-shaking philosophical arguments--you know, Beatles versus Stones kinda stuff.

In case you're reading this D______, I was right, you were wrong. Hell, from the look of things, you haven't even learned how to use a computer yet.

And so ends the lowest, pettiest post I've ever written...

An Article About Art That I Kinda Agree With (Even Though I Have Somewhat Different Tastes Than This Guy)

An interesting article to check out:

"Urban Intellectual Fodder":
There is a certain kind of art made here in America for a lofty but banal purpose: to enliven the contemporary educated mind.
[...]
It does not expand the borders of art or wreck the tyranny of the possible or enlarge our hungry little minds.
[...]
It is art born of attitude, not passion. It is art that postures but doesn't grip. It is art created by those who are more passionate about a career in art than about art itself.
[...]
Primarily, this is art that thinks about art. Art of the intellect, not the heart. Art done to bring us the smart, not the art.
The artists of Urban Intellectual Fodder act like art critics doing art -- they're better about their art than with it, better on their art than in it. Their art is done to show their smarts, and that's primarily what one gets from their art.
It may not occur to someone a bit younger than me, but there *are* reasons why I prefer The Stones to Arcade Fire, why I don't read current "literature" (as opposed to "genre" fiction), and why I'll wait for the DVD...

Doorstop

Landscape