Aggressor

I certainly don't claim to be any sort of expert, but I think it's probably safe to say that, in the world of military fashion, this...


... is a lot more stylin' than any of this:

Scarecrow

People ask me all the time, they say, "Kyklops, you're a fashion guru, and living in Miyazaki you have access to all of the latest trends in fashion. What we really want to know is this: What are the scarecrows of Japan wearing in the fields this year?"

I'm nothing, if not obliging...