A quote I never expected to read: "It is a sad loss for Pakistani hockey [...]"
Dumb Americans: An impending law in the US will punish good, decent, file-sharing folk as severely as those who commit manslaughter.
How bored am I?: This bored.
A good album: Arc Angels (self-titled, 1992).
Another triumph for 'cradle to grave' system: "I wanted to kill someone. It didn't matter who. I had been thinking about doing it for about two years.". The "someone" in this case was a 4-year-old boy...
The papal trojan horse: A hospital in Fredericton (it's in Canada, for the geographically challenged) has removed bibles from bedsides "in a quest to control infections." [Insert Microsoft joke here.]