Tuesday, September 30, 2003

Hell's Bells

A couple of interesting sports headlines from the CBC this week. The first one informs us that Satan has signed a two-year deal with the Buffalo Sabres. As if that weren't interesting enough, another headline announces Devils welcomed at White House by George Bush. Are these signs of the coming apocalypse? How in hell should I know? The picture below only adds to one's confusion.

More "satanic" news from September:

SCSI Failing to Drive Out Satan
Fear Connects You to the Devil (and here I thought it was AOL...)
Devil Is in the Debate in Small Town (no doubt arguing zoning laws again...)
Devil Sinks Route 666 (well, hell is down, isn't it?)

Thursday, September 25, 2003

TV Eye

This afternoon I stepped out onto the balcony for a smoke. Glancing up into the sky, I caught sight of the Goodyear blimp floating by. I smoked my cigarette, and imagined that the blimp was broadcasting live pictures of me back to my friends in Canada. I waved at the blimp. When I finished my cigarette I went back inside and got ready for work.